stockade:

Sometimes I really wish I could dance because I like pop music so much

When I dance I look like a jolly three-legged horse clunking around

adamusprime:

1. don’t take a drink every time you’re thirsty

(via hashesashes)

framesjanco:

the one celebrity no one can make jokes about before, during, or after her death is beyonce

i will delete my blog and my life once she dies

(via hashesashes)

My mom is sleeping on an air mattress on my dorm floor…interesting…

sleepy0wl:

what if applebees’ logo was literally an apple bee ・㉨・

(via stockade)

I reject but he’s not discouraged…i wish he was…this is ridiculous. smh.