“You know you’re in love when you can’t fall asleep because reality is finally better than your dreams.”
― Dr. Seuss

stockade:

If you think it’s okay to make serious generalizations about entire groups of people then chances are you’re an idiot

I mean I thought this was Life Lesson #1

“Everyone is Different: How to Not Be An Asshole”

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did-you-kno:

An Argentinean condom company came up with this ad before a Soccer match to show the Brazilians what they were going to do to them.

Brazil won the match and their football organization replied to the ad.

Source

Haha

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stockade:

Sometimes I really wish I could dance because I like pop music so much

When I dance I look like a jolly three-legged horse clunking around

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adamusprime:

1. don’t take a drink every time you’re thirsty

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